Pam Anderson to be Fitted for Burqa

Despite the fact that the Dems have been claiming it’s “Time For Change,” apparently the Crue is expanding into a brand new “Theatre of Pain” and heading into “Danger” to “Fight For Your Rights.”

Frankly, I’m tired of the “Same Ol’ Situation (S.O.S.)” in Iraq, and so to you, Motley Crue, I say, “Knock ‘Em Dead, Kid,” “Stick to Your Guns“… and give those insurgents a “Piece Of Your Action.”

Regrettably, the fine citizens of the nation of Iraq these days would more likely implore you to “Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away).”