Ed Bumgardner Must Get Stoned

Dylan concert hits bad notes

First off, some clarification:

  1. Ed Bumgardner is a longtime Winston-Salem music critic, who’s currently writing for the Winston-Salem Journal’s weekly free arts and entertainment supplement, Relish.
  2. By “stoned” in the title of this post, I don’t mean stoned as in “under the effects of marijuana,” but rather stoned as in “pelted with large rocks.

Now…

As far as I’m concerned, arguing with critics about their reviews—of music, art, comics, movies, whatever—is usually pointless; such debates tend to devolve into basically “I liked this, and you didn’t.”  However, Ed Bumgardner’s review of the Bob Dylan show I attended last Saturday exhibited such an egregious misunderstanding of the material being reviewed that I can’t let it go without comment.

Bumgardner complains that Dylan’s voice is “shot” and that his pitch wasn’t good.  What makes these assertions so stunningly off-base isn’t a matter of their being false (or true); it’s that they betray such a radical and wholistic misunderstanding of Bob Dylan’s music.  It’s like complaining that Jackson Pollock’s perspective is “shot,” or that the anatomy Picasso’s Les demoiselles d’Avignon isn’t good.  To even voice such complaints demonstrates a broad conceptual mistake about the subject at hand.  Similar bizarre critiques appear throughout the article, includung doozies like “pointless” reworkings of older songs and the like.

I think the lesson to be learned from this is simply, that as a critic, one should stick to subjects that one knows and appreciates.  The critic in question has been kicking around Winston for a while and his musical passions were pretty clearly steeped in the late 80s North Carolina pop scene, and his current tastes—judging by his weekly review columns—still seem to favor this so-called “pop”* music pretty heavily.  There’s nothing wrong with that, but I think that, as a result, he’s clearly out of his element (and a bit pissy tone-wise, in my opinion) trying to evaluate the performance in question.  I don’t read many superhero comics, or a ton of Manga, and so I certainly wouldn’t presume to write a authoritative review of those sorts of works myself—particularly one that happens to be one of the most challenging and quixotic of its type.  Similarly, if one’s area of expertise is Let’s Active, XTC and Big Star, leave the Dylan review to someone else.

* I say “so-called” because few, if any, of the bands referred to as “pop” are, nor ever have been, popular, as the name might imply.  It’s a weird misnomer.

Coolest Mini-golf Ever

The Somerville Open Mini-Golf 2006

Playing Wookie

From Yahoo via Bryan Fordham:

Chewbacca of Star Wars fame throws out the ceremonial first pitch as
Wicket the Ewok looks on before a baseball game between the Florida
Marlins and the Washington Nationals Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006, at Dolphin
Stadium in Miami.

Dame Darcy’s The Illustrated Jane Eyre

Dame Darcy’s The Illustrated Jane Eyre

Check out these beautiful preview pages from the forthcoming Penguin Books classics series version of Jane Eyre.

Darcy on the feature film she’s apparently making version of her graphic novel Gasoline:

It’s an environmental movie about technology working with nature and it stars a family of witches in a rock band that live after the apocalypse. It’s kind of a guide to show people how they can live after the apocalypse so they can be inspired to live in congruity with nature today, so that the apocalypse doesn’t happen.

Unless I’m remembering this wrong, Dame Darcy made an appearance in Hate comics in a back cover one-off story where she turned the character “Stinky” into a chickens by means of some kind of hex. 

Sam Jackson on the Line

I just received a taped phone message from Samuel L. Jackson, imploring me to go see the forthcoming film Snakes on a Plane.  A quick google search reveals that you can sign up pretty much anyone for a good old Mace Windu-style phone pestering via the everlovin’ interweb:

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/