Yeah, I bought a razor with two blades…but then there was one with three dammit! Then I bought that one..but no sooner had I done that than they made a razor with four blades. It’s damn frustrating, that’s for sure—frankly, I’ve given up on the men’s razor arms race, but I’ve got the skinny on a sure bet for the enormous gas-guzzling truck competition: the F-650!
Yeah, that’s right: first there was the F-100, then the F-150. As if that weren’t enough, you can get a F-250…and even a F-350. That’s the truck you see pulling those gigantic trailers that are the size of a small skyscraper turned on its side. But why not leap ahead of the pack, skipping the as-of-yet nonexistent F-450 and F-550 and go right to the F-650!! In fact, one cannot mention the F-650 without using exclamation points! Check it out: I drove my F-650 to the store to buy wrenches, beer, a football and ammo!!!! Dig it:
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