{"id":798,"date":"2007-08-30T12:34:19","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T16:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=798"},"modified":"2007-08-30T12:34:19","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T16:34:19","slug":"its-voting-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Voting Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/08\/damedarcy-759826.jpg\" alt=\"damedarcy-759826.jpg\" class=\"imageframe imgaligncenter\" height=\"203\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0No, not for any of those jackasses in the race for president of the U.S., but for cartoonist\/musician Dame Darcy!\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve enjoyed her past appearances on &#8220;Blind Date&#8221; and &#8220;Fifth Wheel&#8221; (and I <em>know<\/em> you have), please take a few days off from work to spend online, voting continuously for Dame Darcy to be the next lucky gal to court perpetual embarrassment and annoying hip-hop &#8220;never was&#8221; Flava Flav on his inexplicably popular reality dating show &#8220;Flavor of Love.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flavoroflovecasting.com\/people\/DameDarcy\">Vote here, Boy-eeee<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0No, not for any of those jackasses in the race for president of the U.S., but for cartoonist\/musician Dame Darcy!\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve enjoyed her past appearances on &#8220;Blind Date&#8221; and &#8220;Fifth Wheel&#8221; (and I know you have), please take a few days off from work to spend online, voting continuously for Dame Darcy to be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=798\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[45],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-cS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}