{"id":786,"date":"2007-08-19T12:33:32","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T16:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=786"},"modified":"2007-08-19T12:33:32","modified_gmt":"2007-08-19T16:33:32","slug":"sloths-are-the-new-pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"Sloths are the New Pirates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right, folks&#8211;you heard it here first.\u00a0 It&#8217;s skipping right over hobos and going directly from pirates to sloths.<\/p>\n<p>Both from today&#8217;s Sunday comics section:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/08\/zits.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"zits.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/08\/zits.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"zits.jpg\" class=\"imageframe imgaligncenter\" height=\"96\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/08\/getfuzzy2007081130949.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"getfuzzy2007081130949.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/08\/getfuzzy2007081130949.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"getfuzzy2007081130949.jpg\" class=\"imageframe imgaligncenter\" height=\"156\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right, folks&#8211;you heard it here first.\u00a0 It&#8217;s skipping right over hobos and going directly from pirates to sloths. Both from today&#8217;s Sunday comics section: &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-comics-stuff","item-wrap"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-cG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}