{"id":77,"date":"2005-03-20T22:25:55","date_gmt":"2005-03-21T03:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=77"},"modified":"2005-03-22T16:51:28","modified_gmt":"2005-03-22T21:51:28","slug":"staying-ahead-of-the-joneses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Staying ahead of the Joneses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I bought a razor with <em>two<\/em> blades&#8230;but then there was one with <em>three<\/em> dammit!  Then I bought <em>that<\/em> one..but no sooner had I done that than they made a razor with <em>four<\/em> blades.  It&#8217;s damn frustrating, that&#8217;s for sure&#8212;frankly, I&#8217;ve given up on the men&#8217;s razor arms race, but I&#8217;ve got the skinny on a sure bet for the enormous gas-guzzling truck competition: the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.f650pickups.com\/indexb.html\" rel=\"external\" target=\"_blank\">F-650<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right: first there was the F-100, then the F-150.  As if that weren&#8217;t enough, you can get a F-250&#8230;and even a F-350.  That&#8217;s the truck you see pulling those gigantic trailers that are the size of a small skyscraper turned on its side.  But why not leap ahead of the pack, skipping the as-of-yet nonexistent F-450 and F-550 and go right to the <strong>F-650<\/strong>!!  In fact, one cannot mention the <strong>F-650<\/strong> without using exclamation points!  Check it out: I drove my <strong>F-650<\/strong> to the store to buy wrenches, beer, a football and ammo!!!!  Dig it:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/88.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/_88.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" alt=\"f-650\" title=\"f-650\"  \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size:10px\">(Click for larger image)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I bought a razor with two blades&#8230;but then there was one with three dammit! Then I bought that one..but no sooner had I done that than they made a razor with four blades. It&#8217;s damn frustrating, that&#8217;s for sure&#8212;frankly, I&#8217;ve given up on the men&#8217;s razor arms race, but I&#8217;ve got the skinny on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=77\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-1f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}