{"id":765,"date":"2007-07-20T12:09:57","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T16:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=765"},"modified":"2007-07-20T12:09:57","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T16:09:57","slug":"harry-potter-cliffs-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=765","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter &#8220;Cliffs Notes&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/lowres\/cgo0106l.jpg\" height=\"331\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As you&#8217;re likely aware unless you&#8217;ve been living in a cave (you&#8217;re off the hook, Osama)\u00a0 the next and final installment of the Harry Potter saga is coming out at midnight tonight.\u00a0 In a perfect world (or at least one where I were more of a fanatical Harry Potter devotee) I&#8217;d have reread all of the previous novels before starting in on <strong>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/strong>, but alas such is not the case.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, though, I&#8217;ve assembled summaries of all the previous books from their respective Wikipedia pages and turned them into one handy PDF document.\u00a0 Have at it, if you like:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/07\/potter_notes.pdf\" title=\"potter_notes.pdf\">potter_notes.pdf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also of note is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pointlesswasteoftime.com\/pottercovers.html\" target=\"_blank\">this page of Harry Potter book &#8220;disguises&#8221;<\/a> in case you want to camouflage your copy with something less nerdy\/more manly.\u00a0 My favorite: <strong>Instrument of Death<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;They stole his life.\u00a0 He stole their tank!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; As you&#8217;re likely aware unless you&#8217;ve been living in a cave (you&#8217;re off the hook, Osama)\u00a0 the next and final installment of the Harry Potter saga is coming out at midnight tonight.\u00a0 In a perfect world (or at least one where I were more of a fanatical Harry Potter devotee) I&#8217;d have reread all &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=765\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[44],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-cl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}