{"id":761,"date":"2007-07-19T13:21:30","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T17:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=761"},"modified":"2007-07-19T13:21:30","modified_gmt":"2007-07-19T17:21:30","slug":"harry-potter-and-the-enchanted-bug-spray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=761","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter and the Enchanted Bug Spray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know&#8230; I&#8217;m excited about the new upcoming Harry Potter novel, but apparently not quite as excited as the person at the Photoshop helm at the advertising department at KMart.\u00a0 Check out this ad from the Sunday paper a few weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/07\/potter.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"potter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/07\/potter.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"potter.jpg\" class=\"imageframe imgaligncenter\" height=\"187\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember, folks, when you go camping:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Keep your food away from bears<\/li>\n<li>Always use sun screen<\/li>\n<li>And, for the love of God, please don&#8217;t forget your <strong>enormous three foot tall copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets<\/strong>!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know&#8230; I&#8217;m excited about the new upcoming Harry Potter novel, but apparently not quite as excited as the person at the Photoshop helm at the advertising department at KMart.\u00a0 Check out this ad from the Sunday paper a few weeks ago. Remember, folks, when you go camping: Keep your food away from bears Always &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=761\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-ch","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}