{"id":755,"date":"2007-07-13T14:09:48","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T18:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=755"},"modified":"2007-07-13T14:12:05","modified_gmt":"2007-07-13T18:12:05","slug":"sketchbook-0713","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=755","title":{"rendered":"Sketchbook 07\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been ruminating a bit on my old character, Count Stinkula.  I&#8217;m thinking maybe once <em>Midnight Sun<\/em> is wrapped up and the files are off to the good folks at SLG, I&#8217;ll perhaps return to the character for a quick 4-pager.  In the story, tentatively titled &#8220;The Count is Emo,&#8221; a mopey, dressed-in-black, vampire-obsessed teenager attempts to summon a <em>real<\/em> vampire, and winds up drawing Stinkula forth from his earth-filled dumpster behind the Circle K.  Once summoned, Stinkula declines to bite the kid on the neck and thus initiate him into the world of the undead, and instead decides to lounge around the unfortunate teen&#8217;s home, drinking his parents&#8217; alcohol, raiding the fridge and generally making a pest of himself.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/07\/sketch071307.png\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"sketch071307.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/07\/sketch071307.thumbnail.png\" alt=\"sketch071307.png\" class=\"imageframe imgaligncenter\" height=\"300\" width=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been ruminating a bit on my old character, Count Stinkula. I&#8217;m thinking maybe once Midnight Sun is wrapped up and the files are off to the good folks at SLG, I&#8217;ll perhaps return to the character for a quick 4-pager. In the story, tentatively titled &#8220;The Count is Emo,&#8221; a mopey, dressed-in-black, vampire-obsessed teenager &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=755\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[12],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-cb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}