{"id":74,"date":"2005-03-14T18:21:27","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T23:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=74"},"modified":"2005-03-14T18:22:11","modified_gmt":"2005-03-14T23:22:11","slug":"cat-v-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Cat vs. Human"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite my best efforts to keep my cat, Gimli, out of the infrastructure of the house while the upstairs room is being worked on, he defeats me at every turn.  Here he&#8217;s managed to get into the framing of the attic and is walking along the now-exposed ceiling joists.  I&#8217;m guessing he must have gotten up there by jumping from on top of the giant heap of insulation that&#8217;s in the room waiting to be installed after the ceiling.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/in_attic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/_in_attic.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"in attic\" title=\"in attic\"  \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size:10px\">(Click for larger image)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite my best efforts to keep my cat, Gimli, out of the infrastructure of the house while the upstairs room is being worked on, he defeats me at every turn. Here he&#8217;s managed to get into the framing of the attic and is walking along the now-exposed ceiling joists. I&#8217;m guessing he must have gotten &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=74\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-1c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}