{"id":676,"date":"2007-04-30T22:32:07","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T02:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=676"},"modified":"2007-04-30T22:50:10","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T02:50:10","slug":"pam-anderson-to-be-fitted-for-burqa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"Pam Anderson to be Fitted for Burqa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the fact that the Dems have been claiming it&#8217;s &#8220;<em>Time For Change<\/em>,&#8221; apparently the Crue is expanding into a brand new <em>&#8220;Theatre of Pain&#8221;<\/em> and heading into &#8220;<em>Danger<\/em>&#8221; to &#8220;<em>Fight For Your Rights<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, I&#8217;m tired of the &#8220;<em><span class=\"new\">Same Ol&#8217; Situation<\/span> (S.O.S.)<\/em>&#8221; in Iraq, and so to you, Motley Crue, I say, &#8220;<em>Knock &#8216;Em Dead, Kid<\/em>,&#8221; &#8220;<em>Stick to Your Guns<\/em>&#8220;&#8230; and give those insurgents a &#8220;<em>Piece Of Your Action<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regrettably, the fine citizens of the nation of Iraq these days would more likely implore you  to &#8220;<span class=\"new\"><em>Don&#8217;t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)<\/em>.<\/span>&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"cruerules.jpg\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/04\/cruerules.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image675\" alt=\"cruerules.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2007\/04\/cruerules.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the fact that the Dems have been claiming it&#8217;s &#8220;Time For Change,&#8221; apparently the Crue is expanding into a brand new &#8220;Theatre of Pain&#8221; and heading into &#8220;Danger&#8221; to &#8220;Fight For Your Rights.&#8221; Frankly, I&#8217;m tired of the &#8220;Same Ol&#8217; Situation (S.O.S.)&#8221; in Iraq, and so to you, Motley Crue, I say, &#8220;Knock &#8216;Em &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=676\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-aU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}