{"id":570,"date":"2006-12-21T22:09:45","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T02:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=570"},"modified":"2006-12-21T22:10:39","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T02:10:39","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right: &#8220;Merry Christmas!&#8221; Not &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; or any of that other crap.  Apparently there&#8217;s a &#8220;war on Christmas&#8221; happening at the moment&#8212;and since that makes us white male heterosexual Protestant-types an <em>oppressed minority<\/em>, I&#8217;m gonna start acting like it.  STICKIN&#8217; IT TO THE MAN!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"christmas_06.png\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2006\/12\/christmas_06.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"christmas_06.png\" id=\"image571\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2006\/12\/christmas_06.thumbnail.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right: &#8220;Merry Christmas!&#8221; Not &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; or any of that other crap. Apparently there&#8217;s a &#8220;war on Christmas&#8221; happening at the moment&#8212;and since that makes us white male heterosexual Protestant-types an oppressed minority, I&#8217;m gonna start acting like it. STICKIN&#8217; IT TO THE MAN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-9c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}