{"id":542,"date":"2006-11-14T21:32:24","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T01:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=542"},"modified":"2006-11-14T21:34:50","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T01:34:50","slug":"these-guys-are-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"Down With tha&#8217; Dope Shit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you do a <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&#038;q=down&#038;btnG=Search+Images\">Google image search for the word &#8220;down&#8221;<\/a> (in my case, looking for a picture of down feathers), the first returned result is this random guy:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=tbn:VAxKkC7RW3VoOM:http:\/\/galeb.etf.bg.ac.yu\/%7Ecacafaca\/down\/IMG_1368-2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\">The second result is this guy doing a keg stand:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=tbn:vkmrrMNdY-W2XM:http:\/\/www.easy.com.au\/chris\/Chris%2520upside%2520down%2520in%2520Newcastle.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you do a Google image search for the word &#8220;down&#8221; (in my case, looking for a picture of down feathers), the first returned result is this random guy: The second result is this guy doing a keg stand:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-8K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}