{"id":4462,"date":"2012-10-08T09:16:26","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T13:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=4462"},"modified":"2012-10-07T12:20:36","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T16:20:36","slug":"u-is-for-uther-pendragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=4462","title":{"rendered":"U is for Uther Pendragon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;U&#8221; was a tough one for sure. There aren&#8217;t a ton of literary characters whose names begin with &#8220;U,&#8221; and even fewer of those are from books I&#8217;ve actually read. But, here&#8217;s what I settled on:<\/p>\n<p><strong>U is for Uther Pendragon &#8211; from <em>The Story of King Arthur and His Knights<\/em> by Howard Pyle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4463\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?attachment_id=4463\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"750,1011\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Uther-Pendragon\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon-222x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon.jpg\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4463\" title=\"Uther-Pendragon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon-222x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon-222x300.jpg 222w, https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Uther-Pendragon.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Uther is of course the father of King Arthur. He&#8217;s pictured here begging Merlin to cast the Magical Booty Call\u2122 spell that will transform Uther into the likeness of his enemy Gorlois in order to get it on with Gorlois&#8217;s wife, Lady Igraine. He is, to quote another well-known knight, Sir Mix-a-Lot, &#8220;Begging for a piece of that bubble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uther of course appears in all sorts of different books and poems. I attributed him to the Pyle book because it&#8217;s the one version I&#8217;ve actually read. I have to admit, though, that the version of the Arthur stories that&#8217;s most stuck in my brain is the 1981 John Boorman film, <em>Excalibur<\/em>. As a youngster, I particularly enjoyed the Uther\/Igraine scene because 1) it showed two people having sex, and b) it showed two people having sex, one of whom was wearing chain-mail.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ve got solid choices worked out now for &#8220;V&#8221; and &#8220;W,&#8221; but &#8220;X,&#8221; &#8220;Y,&#8221; and &#8220;Z&#8221; still have me stumped.<\/p>\n<p>Next week: \u201cV\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>You can find all the AlphaBooks entries to-date at the AlphaBooks tumblr:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/alphabooks.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/alphabooks.tumblr.com<\/a>. You can also follow many of the entries as they\u2019re posted in real-time by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search\/%23AlphaBooks\" target=\"_blank\">following the #AlphaBooks hashtag on Twitter<\/a> on Mondays.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;U&#8221; was a tough one for sure. There aren&#8217;t a ton of literary characters whose names begin with &#8220;U,&#8221; and even fewer of those are from books I&#8217;ve actually read. But, here&#8217;s what I settled on: U is for Uther Pendragon &#8211; from The Story of King Arthur and His Knights by Howard Pyle Uther &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=4462\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,44,5],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-19Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4462"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4466,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462\/revisions\/4466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}