{"id":3974,"date":"2012-03-05T09:10:39","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T14:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=3974"},"modified":"2012-03-04T11:17:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T16:17:46","slug":"u-is-for-umber-hulk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=3974","title":{"rendered":"U is for Umber Hulk"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yet another fairly silly Dungeons & Dragons character design: the umber hulk. You’re asking for trouble any time you put together a creature that has a set of eyes where it’s nose normally would be–and then eliminate the nose altogether.\u00a0 I found the original published image of the umber hulk on the webpage of someone who’s written a pretty hilarious “umber hulk love poem<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

U is for Umber Hulk<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>The original art for this is for sale here<\/a>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The dopey design of the umber hulk is made even sillier by depicting him busting through a brick wall in the style of The Kool Aid Man:<\/p>\n

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Yet another fairly silly Dungeons & Dragons character design: the umber hulk. You’re asking for trouble any time you put together a creature that has a set of eyes where it’s nose normally would be–and then eliminate the nose altogether.\u00a0 I found the original published image of the umber hulk on the webpage of someone … <\/p>\n

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