{"id":3857,"date":"2012-01-09T09:05:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T14:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=3857"},"modified":"2012-01-08T16:19:21","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T21:19:21","slug":"m-is-for-morkoth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=3857","title":{"rendered":"M is for Morkoth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>None of the &#8220;M&#8221; D&amp;D creatures I saw really jumped out at me this week, so I decided I&#8217;d select the most abjectly ridiculous creature I could find instead. While I settled on the Morkoth from the original <em>Monster Manual<\/em>, the Mongrelman from the <em>Fiend Folio<\/em> was a close runner-up. Mongrelman is one of those dopey &#8220;mash up&#8221; creatures that has one limb from a different creature:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3859\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?attachment_id=3859\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"475,626\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Mongrelman\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman-227x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman.jpg\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3859\" title=\"Mongrelman\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman-227x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mongrelman.jpg 475w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a>Throughout the AlphaBeasts project, I vowed not to redesign any of the creatures, but if I&#8217;d allowed my self to modify the Mongrelman and give him a celery stalk arm and Patrick Duffy for a leg, like<a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/guide\/characters\/scuzzlebutt\" target=\"_blank\"> Scuzzlebutt<\/a>, I&#8217;d have drawn the Mongrelman instead. Anyway, I settled on the Morkoth. I&#8217;m clearly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/d\/dungeons-and-dragons\/monster-manual-wtf.php?page=8\" target=\"_blank\">not the only person<\/a> to find this creature design pretty silly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>M is for Morkoth<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3858\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?attachment_id=3858\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,987\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Morkoth\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth-300x296.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth.jpg\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3858\" title=\"Morkoth\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth-300x296.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth-300x296.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Morkoth.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/benzilla.storenvy.com\/products\/231420-m-is-for-morkoth\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2522\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?attachment_id=2522\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/10\/socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM.png\" data-orig-size=\"32,38\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/10\/socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/10\/socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM.png\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2522 alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-right: 4px;\" title=\"socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/10\/socialNetworkIcons_storenvySM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"32\" height=\"38\" \/><\/a><strong><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\">The original art for this is for sale <a href=\"http:\/\/benzilla.storenvy.com\/products\/231420-m-is-for-morkoth\">here<\/a>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For reference, here&#8217;s the original Morkoth from the <em>Monster Manual<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3860\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?attachment_id=3860\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1.gif\" data-orig-size=\"401,270\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"morkoth1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1-300x201.gif\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1.gif\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3860\" title=\"morkoth1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1-300x201.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1-300x201.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2012\/01\/morkoth1.gif 401w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>You can follow the other \u201cM\u201d entries as people post them to Twitter this morning by following the <a title=\"The Alpha Beasts Project on Twitter\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search\/%23AlphaBeasts\" target=\"_blank\">#AlphaBeasts<\/a> hashtag. View all previous AlphaBeasts entries at the AlphaBeasts Tumblr:<a href=\"http:\/\/alphabeasts.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> http:\/\/alphabeasts.tumblr.com\/<\/a>. You can also find some submission guidelines there, as well as links to bestiaries and lists of creatures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>None of the &#8220;M&#8221; D&amp;D creatures I saw really jumped out at me this week, so I decided I&#8217;d select the most abjectly ridiculous creature I could find instead. While I settled on the Morkoth from the original Monster Manual, the Mongrelman from the Fiend Folio was a close runner-up. Mongrelman is one of those &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=3857\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-10d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3857"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3862,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions\/3862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}