{"id":23,"date":"2005-01-13T02:26:18","date_gmt":"2005-01-13T23:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=23"},"modified":"2005-01-13T02:26:18","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T23:26:18","slug":"putting-the-institution-back-in-the-institution-of-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Putting the &#8220;Institution&#8221; back in the &#8220;Institution of Marriage&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the image that was on the exterior of a &#8220;Thank You&#8221; card I received from my newly-married friends from Charlotte, John and Daphne.  They have apparently dressed their cats Epiphany and Sue (who&#8217;s actually a male cat, and a hairless one at that&#8211;just like Mr. Bigglesworth) as a bride and groom.<\/p>\n<p>Riding the fine line between cute and disturbing:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/bride_groom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/upload_images\/_bride_groom.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" alt=\"Bride and Groom\" title=\"Bride and Groom\"  \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size:10px\">(Click for larger image)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the image that was on the exterior of a &#8220;Thank You&#8221; card I received from my newly-married friends from Charlotte, John and Daphne. They have apparently dressed their cats Epiphany and Sue (who&#8217;s actually a male cat, and a hairless one at that&#8211;just like Mr. Bigglesworth) as a bride and groom. Riding the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=23\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}