{"id":2062,"date":"2010-04-18T21:56:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T01:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2010-04-18T22:00:17","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T02:00:17","slug":"when-nerds-procreate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=2062","title":{"rendered":"When Nerds Procreate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"dollhouse\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/04\/dollhouse.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment wp-att-2063 centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2010\/04\/dollhouse.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"dollhouse\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My in-laws were in town recently and very generously purchased a dollhouse for my daughter.\u00a0 She, though, quickly decided that the &#8220;stock&#8221; dolls that came with the house needed to be augmented and some of her other toys&#8211;like Brobee and Muno here&#8211;took up residence in the house.\u00a0 Even that was not sufficient, however, and she finally got into my own figurines.*\u00a0 So what you see here is Cleetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from <em>The Simpsons<\/em> apparently &#8220;taking a nap&#8221; with Bob Burden&#8217;s Flaming Carrot.\u00a0 See folks, this is what you call a &#8220;slippery slope.&#8221;\u00a0 First you get one ah&#8217; them liberal &#8220;socialist&#8221;-types in the White House, and next thing you know it&#8217;s OK for two <em>men<\/em>&#8211;one of whom has a giant carrot for a head&#8211;to &#8220;nap&#8221; together in the same bed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* No, they&#8217;re not <em>dolls<\/em>, goddammit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My in-laws were in town recently and very generously purchased a dollhouse for my daughter.\u00a0 She, though, quickly decided that the &#8220;stock&#8221; dolls that came with the house needed to be augmented and some of her other toys&#8211;like Brobee and Muno here&#8211;took up residence in the house.\u00a0 Even that was not sufficient, however, and she &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=2062\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-xg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2067,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions\/2067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}