{"id":1507,"date":"2009-04-22T21:13:22","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T01:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1507"},"modified":"2009-04-22T21:13:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T01:13:22","slug":"the-jack-kirby-ukulele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1507","title":{"rendered":"The Jack Kirby Ukulele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, it&#8217;s not <em>really<\/em> a Jack Kirby ukulele, but a while back the folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/satisfactorycomics.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Satisfactory Comics<\/a> posted <a href=\"http:\/\/satisfactorycomics.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/doodle-penance-jack-kirby-machines.html\" target=\"_blank\">one if their &#8220;doodle penance&#8221; entries (where they draw things from their site&#8217;s log of visitor&#8217;s search terms) for the phrase &#8220;Jack Kirby Machines<\/a>.&#8221;\u00a0 The post featured a hilariously-accurate &#8220;how to&#8221; diagram by Isaac entitled &#8220;Principles of Kirbytech,&#8221; which you can see below:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"kirbytech-principles\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kirbytech-principles.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment wp-att-1508 centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kirbytech-principles.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"kirbytech-principles\" width=\"182\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I thought this was especially brillaint at the time and really wanted to use it to draw some common machine that I use in my day-to-day life&#8230; but, alas, this was posted right in the middle of &#8220;crunch time&#8221; reading for the Eisner award nominations and I could do nothing about it until now.\u00a0 But, with the nominating weekend over and my <em>Amelia<\/em> pages turned in, (Yea!) I&#8217;ve had some time to give it a go.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to attempt to do a Kirby version of the machine I most commonly use and my first thought was that I should do a squash racquet&#8211;but I disqualified that based on its not having any moving parts.\u00a0 It&#8217;s occurred to me since then that I missed the obvious choice which would have been my daughter&#8217;s baby stroller (which I&#8211;seriously&#8211;use more than our car), but what I settled on was my ukulele.\u00a0 So&#8230; here it is: the Jack Kirby ukulele.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;ve made pretty good use of all the techniques outlined on Isaac&#8217;s diagram&#8211;plus I&#8217;ve added some &#8220;Kirby crackle&#8221; just from memory.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"kirby_uke\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kirby_uke.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment wp-att-1509 centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kirby_uke.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"kirby_uke\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, it&#8217;s not really a Jack Kirby ukulele, but a while back the folks at Satisfactory Comics posted one if their &#8220;doodle penance&#8221; entries (where they draw things from their site&#8217;s log of visitor&#8217;s search terms) for the phrase &#8220;Jack Kirby Machines.&#8221;\u00a0 The post featured a hilariously-accurate &#8220;how to&#8221; diagram by Isaac entitled &#8220;Principles of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1507\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,12],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-oj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1510,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions\/1510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}