{"id":1100,"date":"2008-08-25T10:33:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T14:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2008-08-25T10:33:37","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T14:33:37","slug":"drawing-words-writing-pictures-week-2-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1100","title":{"rendered":"Drawing Words &#038; Writing Pictures &#8211; Week 2, Homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Week two&#8217;s homework is basically just to execute a gag panel, the only other stipulation being to come up with three, rather than just one, potential captions.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"wk2_h1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2008\/08\/wk2_h1.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment wp-att-1101 centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/uploads\/2008\/08\/wk2_h1.thumbnail.png\" alt=\"wk2_h1\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;If I&#8217;d known it\u00a0 snowed this much around here, I&#8217;d have gotten a bigger dog&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That&#8217;s nothing&#8211;up North, I once lost my horse.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;They don&#8217;t make showshoes in his size.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Week two&#8217;s homework is basically just to execute a gag panel, the only other stipulation being to come up with three, rather than just one, potential captions.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s mine: &#8220;If I&#8217;d known it\u00a0 snowed this much around here, I&#8217;d have gotten a bigger dog&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing&#8211;up North, I once lost my horse.&#8221; &#8220;They don&#8217;t make &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/?p=1100\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46veT-hK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benzilla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}