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Feb
07
2006

Gay Stuff

I was reading a feature on cnn.com on “Brokeback Mountain” jokes today which referrenced a Late Night top ten list…so I went to the LateNight site to find the whole list. The list itself wasn’t particularly funny—probably because there’re so many “Brokeback” jokes making the rounds these days–but what was funny were these other lists that turned up for the search term “gay”:

Top Ten Slogans For The New Gay Soda

10. “Mm, mm, Gay!”
9. “More fun than a marriage to Liza Minnelli”
8. “None of the aftertaste, all of the gayness”
7. “Just one calorie–one really, really gay calorie”
6. “Makes your 7 go up”
5. “Gayer than Fresca”
4. “In regular, diet or Siegfried”
3. “We’re Dr. Pepper’s longtime companion”
2. “Bottoms up!”
1. “Buy it in the bottle, get it in the can”

Top Ten Slogans For The New Gay Beer

10. For guys who don’t like Busch.
9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket!
8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer’s for you.
7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley.
6. Toss one back, and while you’re at it have a beer.
5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching “Trading Spaces” with the guys.
4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains.
3. Wreck your liver and your marriage!
2. Drink until you can see “straight”.
1. The Queen of beers.

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