My in-laws were in town recently and very generously purchased a dollhouse for my daughter. She, though, quickly decided that the “stock” dolls that came with the house needed to be augmented and some of her other toys–like Brobee and Muno here–took up residence in the house. Even that was not sufficient, however, and she finally got into my own figurines.* So what you see here is Cleetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons apparently “taking a nap” with Bob Burden’s Flaming Carrot. See folks, this is what you call a “slippery slope.” First you get one ah’ them liberal “socialist”-types in the White House, and next thing you know it’s OK for two men–one of whom has a giant carrot for a head–to “nap” together in the same bed.
* No, they’re not dolls, goddammit!